dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

by dugsmet October 14, 2010

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dick sauce

1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.

2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.

"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."

"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"

by Gottabethegravy November 1, 2018

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dick-general

The opposite of a power bottom, a person who performs the penetrative action during sex.

He rocks my world. He's an amazing dick-general.

by Spartacus9 June 17, 2018

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Chernobyl Dick

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green

Harry's now got a bad case of chernobyl dick

by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014

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Dick season

When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011

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