dick king

Someone who is the king/queen of sucking dick

You are the dick king.

by mot6032 March 8, 2017

Dick Trunk

When you gently set your nut sack on your girls forehead, thus fulfilling her life long dream of having a trunk.

I bet that dude at the bar would give me a big dick trunk! Oh yeah, take a pic and let's see!

by Elephantsneverforget January 29, 2017

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

Dick Carrier

The phrase used to describe someone who is annoying and bitchy all the time.

"Go fall off the face of the earth"
"Okay, don't be such a Dick Carrier"

by The Anon xx July 26, 2012

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011