Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 09, 2024

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 05, 2017

Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.

"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"

by D73 November 25, 2007

African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

Chocolate Fun-Dip

chocolate on a stick from the porta-potty

I eat Chocolate Fun-Dip

by Bruhualreadyknow July 08, 2022

Chocolate Balls

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls

"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"

by PennyBimmerMeep February 22, 2020

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

A specific movie or show that is about some kid that likes chocolate and gets a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Charlie comes along with 4 other kids that experience bad luck and torture.

Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.

Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.

Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.

Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.

Man:Have u heard of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
Kid:No.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023