by slippygf111 July 25, 2024
Get the cakemug. 
After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.
I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.
by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025
Get the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug. An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.
"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."
by Zed Numar July 21, 2021
Get the Cakemug. A cake made with 10 cups of dirt, that is made for someone who orders boba for people that they have never met. This cake is traditionally eaten on the boba generator and a Boba receivers first meeting in person. On some occasions this cake is made with a small amount of cum from the boba receiver to put the Boba generator under a spell that forces their body to give the boba receiver The most scrumptious had known to man!
Are we going to make the Bussing bussing cake for boba generator this Friday? Yes, yes we are, the head inducing kind.
by TITF MONSTER May 28, 2021
Get the Bussing bussing cakemug. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020
Get the fruit cakemug. A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C March 3, 2016
Get the salty cakemug.