Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

coconut cake

Coconut cake is a popular dessert in the Southern region of the United States. It is a cake frosted with a white frosting and covered in coconut flakes.

My mom makes the best coconut cake at Thanksgiving

by PenguinKnight February 15, 2017

cake and cunting day

14th of April is cake and cunting day

Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?

Man: cake and cunting day !!

by Basgujfazgb February 18, 2017

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Fruit Cake

homosexual gay or a queer

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"

by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017

Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017