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Cake

Damn Jenny got alot of cake
by Chickennoodlesoup15 June 2, 2014
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Cake and candles

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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Cake Line

The hairline that grows on ones buttocks
John: “did you see Daniels receding cake line the other day?”
by GrunchMaster420 March 21, 2023
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Cake

A pen with weed for getting high.
Commonly used exuses when cought are saying it's a nic.
friend: let get your cake.
person: Sure just don't blinker that shit.
by Papanonon2 February 11, 2022
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Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake
“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”
by Zwaps December 10, 2018
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Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.
I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.
by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021
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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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