Noun,
Acronym, Belly bigger than the tits
A female of overweight stature, who loves the sound of the fridge door opening.
Acronym, Belly bigger than the tits
A female of overweight stature, who loves the sound of the fridge door opening.
by heedrapper February 03, 2008
A term used by wankstas to send a message to today’s youth to stay in school. The reason for the misspelling of "B" and c "kool" is another way of saying stay in school or your going to grow up to be a lossa with no job no education and a couple illegitimate children and a call from the Maury Povich show asking you to take a maturity test to see if you are the father of a 5 and a half year old boy which clearly isn't yours because you don't have the same bone structure but it turns out that "YOU ARE....THE FATHER!" and the next thing you know you get smacked in the head with a metal chair from your one night stand while she screams "YOU ARE MY BABIES DADDY!" and you wonder where the Steve the bodyguard is but then you realize that he’s on the Jerry Springer show.
by lauraz June 21, 2006
The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.
One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.
See: chach douche dickhead
One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.
See: chach douche dickhead
Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?
Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.
Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.
by simonbeard March 19, 2019
by balloon arch queen June 23, 2019
B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
by nothinc April 17, 2019
A garbage rapper who makes garbage dance songs based on fictional race car drivers. A Lame basically.
by Likarealrappa August 13, 2013
1. Great for taking with a lot of water if you feel like partying everyday and never having a hangover.
2. This product is a combination of B vitamins used to treat or prevent vitamin deficiency due to poor diet, certain illnesses, alcoholism, or during pregnancy. Vitamins are important building blocks of the body and help keep you in good health. B vitamins include thiamine, riboflavin, niacin/niacinamide, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, folic acid, and pantothenic acid.
3. The B vitamins may be necessary to:
Support and increase the rate of metabolism
Maintain healthy skin, hair and muscle tone
Enhance immune and nervous system function
Promote cell growth and division, including that of the red blood cells that help prevent anemia
Reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer - one of the most lethal forms of cancer - when consumed in food, but not when ingested in vitamin tablet form.
All B vitamins are water-soluble, and are dispersed throughout the body. Most of the B vitamins must be replenished regularly, since any excess is excreted in the urine.
B vitamins have also been hypothesized to improve the symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Contains:
Thiamin (B-1): 100 mg, 6,667%
Riboflavin (B-2): 100 mg, 5,882%
Niacin (B-3): 100 mg, 500%
Vitamin B-6: 100 mg, 5,000%
Folate, Folic Acid, Folacin: 400 mcg, 100%
Vitamin B-12: 100 mcg, 1,667%
Biotin: 100 mcg, 33%
Pantothenic Acid: 100 mg, 1,000%
2. This product is a combination of B vitamins used to treat or prevent vitamin deficiency due to poor diet, certain illnesses, alcoholism, or during pregnancy. Vitamins are important building blocks of the body and help keep you in good health. B vitamins include thiamine, riboflavin, niacin/niacinamide, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, folic acid, and pantothenic acid.
3. The B vitamins may be necessary to:
Support and increase the rate of metabolism
Maintain healthy skin, hair and muscle tone
Enhance immune and nervous system function
Promote cell growth and division, including that of the red blood cells that help prevent anemia
Reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer - one of the most lethal forms of cancer - when consumed in food, but not when ingested in vitamin tablet form.
All B vitamins are water-soluble, and are dispersed throughout the body. Most of the B vitamins must be replenished regularly, since any excess is excreted in the urine.
B vitamins have also been hypothesized to improve the symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Contains:
Thiamin (B-1): 100 mg, 6,667%
Riboflavin (B-2): 100 mg, 5,882%
Niacin (B-3): 100 mg, 500%
Vitamin B-6: 100 mg, 5,000%
Folate, Folic Acid, Folacin: 400 mcg, 100%
Vitamin B-12: 100 mcg, 1,667%
Biotin: 100 mcg, 33%
Pantothenic Acid: 100 mg, 1,000%
Chris: Man, I am having Delirium Tremens again, constantly shaking and hallucinating from 20 years of nonstop drinking.
Max: Chill man, take some of these. (Hands over Balanced B-100 Complex).
A couple hours later
Chris: You saved my life!
Max: What's new...
Max: Chill man, take some of these. (Hands over Balanced B-100 Complex).
A couple hours later
Chris: You saved my life!
Max: What's new...
by Dr. Relief October 28, 2011