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simp

Type in any generic name, and you will see that a simp has written about them already.
He's such a simp for her.
by I guess myself idk January 27, 2021
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Simp

Tom is a simp, he refuses to believe pokimane has done anything ulterior and wrong because she is mildly attractive and somewhat thicc.
by bLitz100h August 7, 2020
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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl
I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.
by TeaSimp May 18, 2020
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Simp revenge

A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games

Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020
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Simp

Simp- Refers to a person(s) who will do anything in him/hers power to get the upmost attention from a male/female. This mostly affects men. Some side affects are hanging out with men/women a lot, rejecting your friends to go hang out with men/women, only wanting men’s/women's attention.
Man-*hangs out with a women instead of his friend all the time*

Mans Friend- your a simp

Man-sorry man I’m a simp now
by IIHoudiniII March 31, 2020
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SIMP

When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.
Oh look Blades SIMPin again
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
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