douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023

Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerd[s])

The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.

Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!

by Harrybuuulllls February 2, 2018

DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010

Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

by CloakMaster June 14, 2018

Douche

face looks like a douche
hair style... is douche
takes a pic of his non existant abbs and posts it on fb.

should put on a shirt especially after workin out so the world doesnt smell like bo
gets highlights .... (nuff said)

Fernetti aka Douche

by Spider-man696969696969 November 7, 2010

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017