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Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
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Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.
I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.
by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023
mugGet the Sick as two dogsmug.

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.
People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.
by ApricotFields October 29, 2020
mugGet the The two-thousandsmug.

sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.
Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 5, 2011
mugGet the sink two ballmug.

Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother
"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"
by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013
mugGet the Gok twomug.

not got two pennies to rub together

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.
"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
mugGet the not got two pennies to rub togethermug.

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