Douche Bag

An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.

by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005

Cat in the bag

A term used to tell others that he/she is going to get laid without directly telling them you’re going to get fire pussy

Person 1: Yo, I’m definitely gettin the cat in the bag tonight with Samantha.

Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.

by Thankyoub August 7, 2018

Jew Bag

A person that has past the douchebaggery stage of being a 'jew' and has now reached the jewbag stage.

A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.

You fuckin' Jew Bag

by MrGolbs February 22, 2011

bag tuck

when a mans bag hangs to low and has to get a bag tuck

man! when he was doing me doggy style his bag was slapping the back of my knees he needs a bag tuck

by Dick Fitzwell March 2, 2004

taco bag

women's underpants

"Ooo my taco bag is riding up and giving me a wedgie!"

by desilu1 March 25, 2010

all in the bag

A request from a friend being accomplished or completed.

Erwin: Hey bro, did you already wash my car?
Rommel: It's all in the bag bro, don't worry about a thing.

by Erwin Rommel Felix November 11, 2007

The Super Bag

When an unexpecting victim is sitting down in a chair, u proceed to quietly walk up to them and put duct tape around their head, and u then proceed to tape their face to ur nut-peice.

Alex: Dude i totally just gave that brotha The Super Bag.
Kevin: Yo nuts were all up in his grill
Alex: Hes prolly gonna taste my nuts for a month...im super 1337.

by Havik8(The Cuban) March 5, 2008