monkey butt

Cute, affectionate name for a member of the opposite sex.
Used as a greeting

What's up Monkey butt!

by rhinorider November 3, 2006

cum monkey

a person who is extremely odd and makes constant dumb mistakes

Jessica Struckhoff, I can't believe you just called the security officer Wilbur for a week, thats not his name. You are such a cum monkey

by Cecelia May 7, 2005

monkey on a unicycle

A monkey *ahem* on a 1 wheeled bike.

im a monkey on a unicycle yeah!!!
Kiss my ass!
oooo eeeee oooo aaaa

by Sir_Smuff June 10, 2003

butt monkey

A person that loves the anus, and anything that has to do with the anuis; some one who is sexualy atracted to the butt or likes to think about butts more then the adverage person

Brandon "big dick in the but" campli is a butt monkey

by Agent of the System June 13, 2005

howler monkey

That fat, ugly, dark, mexican, hairy, bitch who rides your school bus that doesnt let you sleep because she doesn't shut the fuck up.

Bitch you know who you are..

True Dat.

(Jackie Hinojosa) Howler monkey: Ahhhh wey, shut the fuck up, I was like shopping at the mall, and there was like some fresa bitch, so like, I got a text from my novio telling me que estamos en un break, so I was, pinche pendejoh, a la verga ese. Ahh... No mames wey... Anyways I walked up to that bitch and was like, WHAT BITCH? Think you're all tough now, I'll sh-"

You: HEYYY!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH. GOD YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING HOWLER MONKEY!

by tomatoe boy November 27, 2007

jewish monkey

someone who is not quite polite to one.

<guy>yo, so did you see that one guy last night at the party?
<other guy>i dont know, was it the annoying one?
<guy>yeah, he is such a jewish monkey.
<other guy>hells yeah

by damion February 21, 2005

retarded monkey

The 43rd president of the United Stated of America: George W. Bush

There are many factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a retarded monkey as their leader.

by ZenCow July 3, 2006