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get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.
"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"
by Sarcelle December 2, 2018
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Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.
I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
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fly-parking

Noun (uncountable)
The illegal parking of vehicles on unauthorised sites

Verb
Present participle of fly-park
Enforcement action will be taken against any vehicles fly-parking.
by ArmAddAsk May 5, 2022
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Park-Ranger'd

1. Just casually pick up your loadout(warzone) while your teammates are in a heavy gun battle
2. Just casually looting a building when your teammates are running to the buy station to pool money together for a loadout
3. Just casually getting killed in Warzone, getting bought back for the 7th time 007 style
1. Look at him standing there at the ground loot just testing out each gun, when he could be here helping out the squad! Just Park-Ranger'ing the loot that guy
2. Let's get a loadout, ok let's go to the buy station, where's whats his name? Ahh he's still way back there just waiting for us to use our money on the load out, what a Park-Ranger that guy is!
3. Calling in a care package and teammate comes runs to it and takes what he wants before you can, just got Park-Ranger'd!
4. When you open ground loot, teammate swoops in and runs through maybe taking the money from it before you can, Just Park-Ranger'd you again!
by Ojibweguy September 17, 2025
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parked

Very slow car... Project A
Every car tuned by Proect A is parked.
by la ley April 13, 2021
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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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