jean penis

when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.

person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.

by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

penis tail

What Weimaraners have.

Look! That dog has a penis tail! Grab it and see what happens!

by Karl Moen May 3, 2008

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Penis Valuer February 28, 2009

penis vein

An old Mississippi Delta blues name.

Unfortunately very little of Penis Vein Jones early material was caught on tape.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

penis operation

1) A slow, inefficient, retarded, or otherwise stupid action or event.

2) A bureaucracy

One guy digging a hole and five people standing around him watching- that's a penis operation.
US Government- that's a penis operation

by Tha Pyngwyn February 1, 2004

Penis Wrinkle

An older man trying to pick up younger women.

I'm sick and tired of those penis wrinkle(s) trying to hit on me.

Did you know Sally is dating a penis wrinkle?

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

small penis

The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

by Peppe E May 22, 2003