fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

Titty Liberation

When you get to the end of a long day and finally take the painful bra off.

*takes off bra* "WOW that titty liberation felt great man!"

by SpaceJamIsMyGay June 5, 2018

The Libertines

Hugely overrated bunch of middle class bagheads. Famous for producing mediocre indie music in the early 2000s

See those the libertines over there? Middle class bagheads

by garthbran August 22, 2018

Hybrid Liberal

A liberal who wears skinny jeans, has an undercut hairstyle, mountain bikes, loves photography, and frequents Starbucks....but is an avid gun collector.

Hey do you think Dave will want to go to the range today to shoot that new AR-15 he bought? No I think I saw that hybrid liberal hanging out at Starbucks with Jimmy, Don, and Frank. After that, he has to go get the chain tightened on his $5000 mountain bike.

by golfgl October 25, 2018

school library

An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.

Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.

by Chip squierrl October 27, 2018

Il-liba ma' ħalqek

In English it means sperm in your mouth. This is used when you are having a nice and good sex and you're sperm in the mouth of someone o ; o;

Girl: Give it to me baby.

Boy: "Aw ħa nġib il-liba ma' ħalqek.

by JohnCassar November 7, 2018