by Luz-gorl March 30, 2023
by obscurity-central March 16, 2021
by jdoggbhj January 17, 2017
by sexhaver015 January 10, 2021
(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 12, 2017
by Qwwwwwwwwwwwwwwppp March 29, 2022
A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.
Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
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by kys.kms April 03, 2016