bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

by Tizzell July 31, 2008

Cat in the bag

A term used to tell others that he/she is going to get laid without directly telling them you’re going to get fire pussy

Person 1: Yo, I’m definitely gettin the cat in the bag tonight with Samantha.

Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.

by Thankyoub August 7, 2018

wad bag

A small cute purse a girl would carry wads of tissues in to her Confirmation or Batmitzvah, or any life event where she's afraid she might cry.

Thank goodness I brought my wad bag to "Twilight" because I couldn't stop crying.

by darwin cook September 3, 2013

Douche Bag

An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.

by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005

hoe-bag

A stupid whore

"My god, Whitney is such a fuckin hoe-bag!"

by Christy January 15, 2003

Jew Bag

A person that has past the douchebaggery stage of being a 'jew' and has now reached the jewbag stage.

A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.

You fuckin' Jew Bag

by MrGolbs February 22, 2011

Doggie Bagging

When fucking a girl in the ass, push all the way in and hold the edges of the condom around her anus. Then quickly pull out, which may cause shit to come out as well, which gets caught in the inside-out condom. Also known as the pooper-scooper.

Jake was doggie bagging his girlfriend so he could {Alaskan pipeline} her the next night.

by jebjeb April 21, 2010