An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.
by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005
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This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.
Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.
by Tizzell July 31, 2008
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by darwin cook September 3, 2013
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Person 1: Yo, I’m definitely gettin the cat in the bag tonight with Samantha.
Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.
Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.
by Thankyoub August 7, 2018
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A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.
A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.
by MrGolbs February 22, 2011
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