two man

when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked

jaden is the best at two mans 😜

by jjbbtkgkgk December 3, 2022

Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)

Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!

by peachprincepop11 July 27, 2024

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.

How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!

by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019

The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017

two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018