douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.

"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"

by Pepini August 31, 2015

Douche Juice

Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute

The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity

by Boleym October 12, 2018

Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move

WJacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here

by Julz London April 9, 2022

Dickle Douche

When a man urinates inside a woman's pussy.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.

by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016

Douche

A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*

by A. Victim September 26, 2009

douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.

Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.

by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018

Douche canoe

Travis Howell

Travis is such a douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017