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Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.
"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."
by gnr1986 January 10, 2022
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Simp

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Semi-Simp

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.
Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.
by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020
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Simp

Complimenting the opposite gender or showing any sort of affection
Young: u look cute

Mighty: SIMP!@!@!
by Pears_Apple January 9, 2021
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Biggest simp

Girl: what does biggest simp mean
Boy: ella siddons
by Jsjshfjeed November 6, 2021
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a simp for john d

by paroledefinito November 28, 2020
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Simp

Someone who used to quote any rector
Sofia is such a simp, she quoted our rector and the way she use “of course” for every fucking request
by K3ll0g’s April 15, 2021
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