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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016
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rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick
Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!
by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008
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sushi roll mode

It's exactly like burrito mode but you put pillows or freinds in the blanket with you.
"Yo bro I'm bored want to turn sushi roll mode?"
by Ballsnfr February 6, 2023
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Turkey rolling

When she’s making a gobbling sound like a turkey on your penis when giving head and her hand is rolling back and forth on it as well.
She was turkey rolling my meat so hard last night
by salty666 June 6, 2021
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green cinnamon roll

Omg Izuku is so cute! He is our green cinnamon roll!!!
by anonymous May 28, 2021
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