Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Pinkyy from Park Hill

A drug kingpin from Park Hill projects that later died.of gun shot wounds.

That boy Pinkyy from Park Hill had all the dope

by Rob run corleone December 9, 2023

Edgewater Park

A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.

Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.

The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.

Let’s go to Edgewater Park and learn something

by EPB4life April 4, 2022

Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024

Parking Lot

A place where people park their cars for people to steal them

oh that's a parking lot, i better not park there.

by yeet the green boi October 28, 2021

Cancer park Lore

The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:

Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.

Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?

Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.

by All tree January 27, 2024

Edgy Cho-In Park

People believe that their community's well-being has turned to shit because of 'edgy' Cho Changs that hang around their local parks. Asian dipshits who wear black air forces and cross earrings who cant pull girls to save their tiny dicks and masturbate with their bubble tea. They either resort to watching hentai in the park or may seek their typical Asian Amy, only to find she's fucking useless when it comes to sex, just like them.

Edgy Cho-In Parks were practicing erotic asphyxiation on a dakimakura with sashimis

by no brayn May 5, 2023