Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Gag City

Gag City birth place of Queen Onika Tanya Maraj, and home to the Barbz. Gag City is under last minute construction in preparation for a life altering event due to begin on December 8.

We’re told gag city have some of the worlds toughest residency requirements, being pretty is one which many fail to achieve.

“Ya’ll got your keys to gag city yet?”

“No, I’m BG, too ugly got rejected”

by GAGCITYPF2 December 4, 2023

cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?

by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021

Man City

probably the most hated club in the world for how good they are. Bought by a billionaire in 2008, but are actually successful cuz of their world-class manager Pep Guardiola. Rival fans, especially salty penchester united fans,are always making pathetic jokes about "plastic fans" and low attendance.

person 1: what club u support ?
person 2: man city

person 1: city have fans ???
person 2: how original, ur being salty bastard cuz city r the biggest team in manchester

by Matty likes phatty February 5, 2022

Super City Sting Operation

The the broadest correct term for a generalized police conspiracy against a single targeted individual; also collectively known as "gang stalking". It involves countless participants, of the order of tens of thousands over decades potentially, with a minimum goal of supreme irritation of the subject, and the maximum goal of torturous killing; torment is the constant. Credibly documented in tens of thousands of cases in America alone, but undoubtedly of foreign origin. It undoubtedly applies classified remote logistical technological means as well. Pessimistic reality, quite simply.

Look, it's a conspiracy theory; no, it's a credible hypothesis . . . no, it's a super city sting operation! Gadzooks Batman, looks like it's vigilante time!

by Ubermensch-One April 10, 2025

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Oil City

A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.

Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.

Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.

by PaalandGhosting September 27, 2023