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Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza
Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza
by "Queen S" June 28, 2018
mugGet the Mexican Pizzamug.

Mexican Revive

A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing
Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 26, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Revivemug.

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021
mugGet the Mexican mailbox muffinmug.

Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.
by iceweed May 21, 2018
mugGet the Mexican upgrademug.

Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.
Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw
by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Standoffmug.

mexican galore

little border jumper unknown as fuck pussy boy galore brokie wookie nana boo boo
MEXICAN GALORE? THE BROKE NIGGA GALORE? THE FUCKING NIGGA???
by lakdhwkfhakdnoalaa September 16, 2023
mugGet the mexican galoremug.

Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.
Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.
by Kongo Kong May 29, 2018
mugGet the Mexican Switchblademug.

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