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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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Fortnite

Dogshit game and if you play it your gay
Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit
by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020
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Fortnite

A game where shitty 8 year old kids can rest their 1 cm long dick on.
CANCER is fortnite
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Fortnite

a game that is really bad
oh my god i love Fortnite, Its so good. "No idiot it sucks"
by enderooofer1 February 26, 2022
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Fortnite

by mindyourownmdfbussbitch February 10, 2018
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Fortnite

Game released in 2017 that blew up in popularity in 2018. Played by mostly virgins who lose their girlfriends over this game. The twitch streamer Ninja is most famous for this game. Shooter Game That Involves Building. All the boys post it on their snapchat stories, ("dub with the boys") along with some gamer girls who are equally as retarded.
Ex 1.
Guy on snapchat: Got that Fortnite dub with the boys
Guy who looks at his story: If you post another fortnite win I will end your life
Ex 2.

Kid bad at fortnite: Dangit I took that L on fortnite
Everybody else: Yes you did.. L

Ex 3.

Gamer Girl: Ayeee my first win on fortnite
All her friends: We couldn't care less
by STOP! Meme Time. May 17, 2018
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Fortnite

A game played by only the strongest men. Girls usually get really salty when the guy they like is busy playing it other than texting them back. But chances are they do not like her. And she knows that so she talks bad about it on her story to try and get him to realize something that is not true.
Girl: oh my god Tommy won’t message me back because he’s playing fortnitr

Guy: chill out he doesn’t like you he only likes fortnite
by bmax03 March 31, 2018
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