A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
Get the Douche Baggagemug. Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
Get the Stealth Douchmug. A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009
Get the Pseudo-Douchemug. 1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021
Get the douche bag billimug. by Shrimp69 March 1, 2022
Get the douche-dickmug. The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.