dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

Dick Jam

When your doing the dirty and it slips into your booty hole and jams you

I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.

When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole

by Curlynanner May 23, 2018

watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.

Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week

by Tommickdic April 1, 2017

dick king

Someone who is the king/queen of sucking dick

You are the dick king.

by mot6032 March 8, 2017

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013