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Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.
by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021
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Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall
Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.
by Kiruin May 21, 2023
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Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry

The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
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Cream City Chocolate Strawberry

Just like the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry, except you don't have your friend or lover stop at shitting on your Pink Sock. You then go on to have a friend or lover ejaculate on the feces covered prolapsed anus. Its important to note that it can be the same individual or different individuals who shit and jizz on the pink mass dangling out of your asshole. It can also be multiple individuals doing the shitting and cumming. Also, it does not matter what comes first. It can be the steaming wet shit or the white hot load that gets blown on your prolapsed anus first.
"I already was dealing with a Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry when Carl had a big wet poop on my Pink Sock. But then of course Ronnie, Tee and Corey thought it would be funny to jizz on it too. Now I'm stuck with one hell of a Cream City Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
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az chocolate

its kinda obvious. chocolate that comes out your az.
Guy 1: Man, my az chocolate is really trying to escape my az.
Guy 2: wtf
by no_no_nelly June 3, 2023
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Chocolate Fondue

When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."
Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.
by theav8tor June 5, 2023
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GESUS in a chocolate bar

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!
by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023
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