Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

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Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

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Boper • Bopernatot • cockem bopers • boner • Bobert • boner-killer • bonerable • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face

Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

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An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

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