An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.
by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005

A term used to tell others that he/she is going to get laid without directly telling them you’re going to get fire pussy
Person 1: Yo, I’m definitely gettin the cat in the bag tonight with Samantha.
Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.
Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.
by Thankyoub August 7, 2018

A person that has past the douchebaggery stage of being a 'jew' and has now reached the jewbag stage.
A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.
A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.
by MrGolbs February 22, 2011

When fucking a girl in the ass, push all the way in and hold the edges of the condom around her anus. Then quickly pull out, which may cause shit to come out as well, which gets caught in the inside-out condom. Also known as the pooper-scooper.
by jebjeb April 21, 2010

a dude carrying around his girlfriend's purse for her, for example at a mall while she is shopping, hence bag fag
by suffeks September 11, 2011

1:A person who thinks their better than others
2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"
"your such a douche bag.."
"your such a douche bag.."
by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009

When an unexpecting victim is sitting down in a chair, u proceed to quietly walk up to them and put duct tape around their head, and u then proceed to tape their face to ur nut-peice.
Alex: Dude i totally just gave that brotha The Super Bag.
Kevin: Yo nuts were all up in his grill
Alex: Hes prolly gonna taste my nuts for a month...im super 1337.
Kevin: Yo nuts were all up in his grill
Alex: Hes prolly gonna taste my nuts for a month...im super 1337.
by Havik8(The Cuban) March 5, 2008
