anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic September 18, 2015
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic September 16, 2015
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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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anal-only

A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."
by MidniteLRG June 28, 2024
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Analing

When two guys are having some anal sex in the anus.
Hey, have you heard about Craig and Fenton, they've been analing.
by Aenthyx January 17, 2017
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Anal sluce

The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.
Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
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Anale Beeds

Some type of beeds you stick in your anale canal
I’m tear your ass with my new Anale Beeds
by Lamar Scrôdum November 20, 2020
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