Anal

A term for a gift to a family member

I wanna give my cousin anal

by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..

Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!

by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021

anal guppy

My girlfriend tara

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched

by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017

Anal Cabab

The act of bbq'ing a turd and putting it on a stick.

Then after freezing it its usually eaten by a 18 year old german girl from amsterdam.

Founded in 1973 by a couple from amsterdam.

Damn dude last night i gave sherly a anal cabab.

Dude i had an anal cabab last night!

by Theanalbaby May 26, 2009

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025