it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Wet Sail

A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.

Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb

Guy 1: That chick is such a wet sail.

Guy 2: Yeah she's pretty stupid.

by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

get your horn wet

Get the party started!

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Are you all ready to get your horn wet?

by Party pants January 20, 2024