Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.
Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.
by Yarner February 22, 2024
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two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020
mugGet the two duck fuckmug.

two man touch

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch
I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now
by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024
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Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting two fingers up means they are madly in love with you
Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022
mugGet the Two fingers upmug.
they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob
"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"
by DaVo691 November 23, 2021
mugGet the i might get on one knee or twomug.

Hand-In-Two

1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.

2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
John and Nanci walk hand-in-two.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
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