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Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table 

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

This; That; and The Third 

one of my more favoured Ghettoisms, "This; That; and The Third" is the natural progression of "This and That."

it's like, Extra Shit on top of Shit that's already there, 'n' shit.

Incidentally, it is usually at an attempt to sound ... Edumacated, when you can observe a Ghetto Muther|Fucker (or a White Trash-nikka) use that phrase.

this term's usage is sorta similar to "ad nauseam" + "and so on," i guess.

you can also write It like "This -- That --- and The Third" or "This ... That ..... and The Third.......", if you want to: The Sky's The Limit.
person 3: "...and, well, you know i got dis Car Note i need to take care of -- if it ain't One Thing, then, it's anotha mutha|fuckin' thing, for a nigga."

person 1: "word|word. a-yo: yesterday, out at Da Dox, i ran into my Old Bitch; she wuz out wit' dis *Pimp* Muther|Fucka."

person 2: "a'ight. well, what you do, nikka?"

person 1: "what I do? _you_ know what da fuck I did: i gave that Bitch and That Nigga a nod, and kep' walkin' tha fuck on. i ain't try'na fuck wit'um, 'n' shit -- That Dude she was wit' was like 2-times my size."

person 3: "i feel ya. yeah, i wouldn't want you comin' back here wit'uh Busted Head, foolin' wit'uh dude you ain't even got no bit'niss Starin' At, cock-eyed. you'd be comin' back hurr, talkin' about 'oh **My Eye!!** **My Eye!!**,' an' then i'd have to patch your little sorry ass up."

person 2: "Mmm hm; an' I don't wanna hafta be tha one who hears your sorry little '´Got My Ass Whipped' Stories, either. 'He beat me. 'He stuck his foot so far up my asshole I was able to lick his shoe. 'He was lookin' at me all Broke|Back-like!!' and, you know: This; That; and The Third."

person 1: "oh, You ain't gotta worry ´bout _that_, shaw'dee: ´mutha|fuckah try Dat Shit on me, and i'd shank his fuckin' ass -- ´use his lil' faggy-ass Pimp Cane if i got to. ´don't care *how* big the nikka is, for r'il/for 'ril."

person 3: "ha haa."

person 2: "exactly."

winner fixes the tranny 

dave attel is the man...
yeah, yeah... winner fixes the tranny!

the time 

The Time, the motherfuckin' best band ever. Cue "Jungle Love". Was the rival band of Prince & the Revolution in Purple Rain.

Think Morris Day and Jerome.
"hallelujah! Everybody do the bird!"

"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What."
the time by CowboySven July 6, 2004

The Trifle Tower 

the act in which six manly hands conjoin at the pinnacle of the eifle tower( same act, four hands), ultimately making the once eifle tower into a trifle tower, while also unconditionaly stripping the bustdown( see bustdown) of all of her self-respect.
In order to perform such a devious task the team must be comprised of a bustdown who skiis or has gone skiing, for the skiing motion is imperative to the completion of the trifle tower.
DUDE!!, did you hear that tim, stevie ray, and little devontarriuslaronne executed The Trifle Tower on ashley!!

wow, that girl is a master at degrading herself by letting them run The Trifle Tower on her.
The Trifle Tower by bucknasty October 6, 2006

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

the greatest book ever. the sequels to it are The Second Summer of the Sisterhood and Girls in Pants. they are amazing, and no books compare to them. some parts of the books are deep/sad and others are funny and lighthearted. once i read them i had a different view on life. the fourth book is coming out in summer 2006! i cant fucking wait!
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants books are soooo good!