A beta male that doesn't know anything about female nature, can't handle a woman, probably pays for all dates so that she loses 100% interest because he is acting like a lil bitch and goes for the Chad that fucks all of her friends because that's what a woman wants and it's okay, simp. A simp is the type of friend to throw you under a bus thinking that he will impress a girl by doing that.
Look at this simp listening to Drake crying in the corner because a girl broke up with him cuz he was acting like a lil bitch and she lost interest.
by Tyrone_01 August 3, 2020
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The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
by dustypetals August 10, 2023
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by totallynotsteven March 21, 2021
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by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020
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Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
by Yung Money L October 15, 2020
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