one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Flying Pimp Hand of Death

Raising ones pimp hand (back hand), whilst jumping from height, to connect with targets face. Causes immediate cranial injury.

That hoe was pissing me off, so i gave her the Flying Pimp Hand of Death.

by peter dobson May 14, 2010

Bite the hand that feeds you

1: Turn on someone that has supported you.

2: Turn against a benefactor, a friend or a supporter.

3: Repay support with wrong.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You may need that hand one day.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005

Hand me down watermelon

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.

Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

by Cflownasty September 5, 2018

edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018

West Virginia Hand Puppet

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)

That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

by zakundo August 14, 2009

third-hand smoke

When you makeout/kiss someone who is a smoker, and u get that taste/smokeness in ur mouth

At the club, it wasnt such a good idea to make out with every guy on the floor since 80% of them i got third-hand smoke from.

by Kttttt January 3, 2007