Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
Get the one-handed stir-fry mug.To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".
Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.
by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020
Get the being handed the cranial drill mug.1: Turn on someone that has supported you.
2: Turn against a benefactor, a friend or a supporter.
3: Repay support with wrong.
2: Turn against a benefactor, a friend or a supporter.
3: Repay support with wrong.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005
Get the Bite the hand that feeds you mug.When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.
by Cflownasty September 5, 2018
Get the Hand me down watermelon mug.Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.
Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”
Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”
Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”
Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”
Cody: “No.”
Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”
Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”
Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”
Cody: “No.”
Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”
Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”
by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018
Get the edward pee pee hands mug.When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)
That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.
by zakundo August 14, 2009
Get the West Virginia Hand Puppet mug.At the club, it wasnt such a good idea to make out with every guy on the floor since 80% of them i got third-hand smoke from.
by Kttttt January 3, 2007
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