out of pocket

if an employee does something wrong like mess up a customer order, he goes out of his own pocket and pay something extra for their inconvenience of messing up their order, having to wait for a new order, wasting their time coming back and gas money. and being late for where ever they go. customers may not know this, thinking the company does this, but this is just a nice worker trying to make up for his mistake. probably new worker too.

i paid out of pocket because they didn't have enough money for their food, and ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGIHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL BLESS me, to bless others. especially when that little girl wanted that treat her mother couldn't afford.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 24, 2022

out of pocket

to be unreachable. m.i.a.

"i can't get a hold of him. I guess he's out of pocket "

by Notorious B.R.O. May 30, 2022

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

sweaty meat pocket

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.

Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!

by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022