by Mr. Morkos February 3, 2026
Get the Brazilian Bush Fire mug.When a man thrusts his lighter fluid soaked erect penis into the vagina of a woman with a lit match inside of her, the man then pulls his flaming cock from her “ring of fire”, ejaculating onto the flames successfully extinguishing them
by Makiyavellii February 9, 2026
Get the Wisconsin Fire-hydrant mug.Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!
by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026
Get the Light the pencil on fire, put it down mug.The act of fisting someones anus while the recipitent is constipated, until they release all wet sloppy poop into the others mouth
by brizzgetter902 February 21, 2026
Get the Nova Scotian Fire hydrant mug.by Hym Iam March 7, 2026
Get the Also fired mug.A sexual position based in doggy style in which the bottom will start wailing like a fire truck siren and use their penis (as a fire hose) to piss on a third sexual partner, often a cuckold, who has been lit on fire.
“My favourite position is the Fire Pump”
“Oh yeah, last night me and my girl totally fire-pumped this guy we saw across the bar.”
“Oh yeah, last night me and my girl totally fire-pumped this guy we saw across the bar.”
by Literally the dude March 11, 2026
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