The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Potato Effect

The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts

Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.

by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010

The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.

- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.

by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010

Oagiti effect

Omg A Girl In The Internets effect.

Usual among internet lurkers. Ones without a girlfriend that is; of course that even those are not imune.

The oagiti effect in a chatroom:

Mark: "This chat is quite dead..."
Jane19: "Hi guys, can someone help me? I'm new here"
Johntheman: "Of course I can help ;)"
Mark: "Anytime"
Ian9001: "Just ask for it"
Steve: "Omg A Girl In The Internets!!!!!"

by Girl Internet Perverts May 20, 2010

The 'Crowther' effect

To be stunned or overcome by the brilliance of an individuals knowledge, or way of thinking.

Bob: "Did you hear that guy's speech?"

Tom: "Yeah it was great, that guy's really put The 'Crowther' effect on me!

Bob: "Me too."

by 02tclark May 28, 2010

broil effect

The act of cooking food in the oven on broil. Founded by zee zee.

Zee zee used the broil effect on his nugz

by Texxxxt'n April 14, 2007

The Blouse Effect

When a overweight male or woman wears an untucked oversized shirt. Occurs when the shirt hangs over the belly due to beer or in a rare occasion, cookies.

The opposite of the dun-lop effect which is when one's belly dun-lops over their belt.This can also be interpreted as being linked to the tire brand name "dunlop," as in rare occasions, the fat creates a tire-like illusion around the middle.

Look at the blouse effect on the grumpy man who eats too many cookies, sugar free of course.

by Jeffsk December 26, 2008