Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Chocolate Rodeo

Anal sex

Aaron's mum loves the chocolate rodeo.

by Corolla Master May 1, 2014

chocolate pottery

when a boy and girl both shit on the same bed and see who can make the best sculpture

me and aisha did some chocolate pottery the other night should of seen my shitty sculpture!

by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025

Chocolate dinosaur

It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick

Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night

by Coaltrain666 September 19, 2022

Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.

Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.

by Len-Nation July 17, 2025

Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019

white chocolate covered cherry

1. Where a guy takes a girls virginity and orgasms inside her with out a condom.

Guy 1. Dude, I got me a white chocolate covered cherry last night. It was awesome. Best sex ever!

Guy 2. That's awesome bro!

by greenbyrd03 February 26, 2014