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wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."
by Niznet January 17, 2024
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Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson
by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024
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Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
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Wet Blanket

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022
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Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina
I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.
by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025
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