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Rule 34

A song by fish in a birdcage that handles a healthy bdsm between two people.
Ay bro did you hear the new rule 34 just dropped.
by Jorkin it master January 14, 2025
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rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic.
Hey, I let you borrow my hot glue gun! Rule 964!
by Joe shoho November 30, 2023
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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
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Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.
Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."
by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020
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Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.
"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"
by sarajaye January 22, 2023
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Rule 10

Rule 10 refers to 'Rule 10' in the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Ireland server, stating
"Rule 10, No Violent or Self-Harm Speech.

We strictly prohibit any form of violent or self-harm speech directed towards others. This includes advocating violence, using hateful language, violent abbreviations, or making threats. Any such speech will result in immediate action. Let's foster a respectful and welcoming environment for all members."

As a means to avoid time-out, 'Rule 10' is used as a substitute to the word 'kill' in the phrases 'kill yourself' or 'i am going to kill myself'.
I'm going to Rule 10 myself if you lose to Pascal
by ZARDKINGMEGACHAD September 2, 2023
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Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.
We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.
by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021
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