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Rule 34.35

Rule 34.35:
If it exist, there is a JoJo reference of it
by UserNoReply March 1, 2020
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road rules

one of the original reality shows, this MTV series puts 7 people that they figure won't get along very well in an RV, send them on random missions to earn money,and let them live (and get in fights) together in front of cameras for a few months.
If you like reality TV you can watch Road Rules on MTV.
by hazeyshadeofgrey July 17, 2003
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Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
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rule 909

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak
by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024
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Pokémon rule

When you hold a leverage towards something you think you can beat, then throw in something you don’t know you can beat
Cody Rhodes was about to challenge Seth Rollins at WrestleMania 40, but turned his back at that match and introduced the Pokémon rule saying “I choose you Roman Reign!”
by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024
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