butt tits

A term to describe a whiner, slacker or someone who generally lacks common sense. Or someone who has birth marks, zits or a tattoo on there behind which may resemble nipples.
Hey butt tits, why didn't you close the door behind you? Do you live in a doorless barn?
by Billy Ray St. Jenkins III November 30, 2008
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Sausage roll tits

When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.
"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"
by ddotadotn July 28, 2009
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m-town shit tits

When a Male defecates upon the chest of another male and forms the feces into the shape of breasts and then has sexual intercourse with the immatation breasts.

aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.

The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.
by dancingalien April 25, 2007
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"Dat bitch who fucked tha dog, she crazier than a fish with tits"
by datguhcasey January 08, 2009
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holy fuck tits

shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water
holy fuck tits
by tittie turtle taco March 26, 2018
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elmo bitch tits

when a guy wears a really tight red shirt and his man boobs are just bulging out.
Dude why the fk did you wear a red shirt?, i can see your elmo bitch tits.
by elmo4700 September 11, 2010
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bone flick my tit

You know like when you see food and it looks good as hell u just say bone flick my tit before u eat it lmao it's like bone app the teeth or somethin
"This shit looks so fucking good omg"

"Bone flick my tit let's eat hoe"
by Catto Boi November 14, 2016
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