Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...
by Michel_angelo September 10, 2021
by You da rule July 15, 2017
Rule #11 = be fukin successful
by Matusk4_ April 22, 2023
If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.
by DGGG December 26, 2021
When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.
That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.
by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024
by Noah The G June 24, 2023
by impzdpwer August 13, 2022