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crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
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Rape

People may believe in the term ‘Rape’ however rape is an actual made up concept. Millennials believe in this term, vastly influenced by modern media, however was this term used in the past?

Answer - No
He raped me’ - 🧢 not real
by MainGJesus January 11, 2022
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Phone rape

When you're talking on the phone, want to end the call, drop a hint, but the other person keeps talking and stretching the call out. You say things like "I should be going", you no longer consent to the conversation continuing, but the other person tries to start a new topic or keep you on the line. The person in question is often a loved one who means well, but it's nonetheless really annoying because your time is being disrespected.
I called my friend but I was getting phone rape because she wouldn't shut up when I repeatedly said I had to go.
by Brickdictionary118 January 5, 2024
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Ear rape

The feeling you get when someone puts on shitty music
Emma is a huge swifty. She can't stop talking or playing Taylor Swift songs.

Mia: "TURN THAT EAR RAPE DOWN"
by Du hurensohn ❤️ November 23, 2023
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Cube rape

Rape by ones Close friend
You was at the cube and your best friend cube rape you?
by 459395 March 4, 2022
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Rape Instructor

This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.
Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.
by illinoishorrorman February 20, 2019
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