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TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
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Cambridge Park Tasmania

A huge, steaming shit on the side of the highway, en route to Hobart Int. Airport.
"Oh, look. We're passing that huge, steaming shit on the way to Hobart Int. Airport."
"Isn't that Cambridge Park Tasmania?"
"That's the one, kiddo."
by Rousette December 29, 2011
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Park Jimin

Park Jimin has many meanings but the one we're talking about is the lead vocalist of BTS with an angelic voice. He's really talented and amazing and the boy's been through a lot. He can be a saccharine angel or a brat so beware!
by 아라 January 25, 2021
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no parking overnight

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.
by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004
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Holmdel Park

A lovely park located in lovely New Jersey in lovely Holmdel. Close to my favorite place, lovely holmdel highschool.

At this park you'll find;

-A huge ass hill called the bowl

-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)

-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,

-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!
Man 1: "Wow, I remember when I use to ride my bike in Holmdel park 40 years ago, up and down the bowl. Ah yeah, those were the good old days."
by Mahpoatoe October 8, 2018
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Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.
I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
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