Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2012

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024

Robinson park

someone that cheats or a hoe

girl the boy from Robinson park

by -racheal<3 January 25, 2022

Park Dump

When having to take a dump at a strange place, particularly Disneyland

In such a hurry to get to Disneyland early in the morning, had to take a park dump

by Darth Dragonzord July 28, 2024

Seong Yun Park

A person who is a wonderful friend, has a fantastic taste in fashion and needs to hang out more.

Everyone needs a little Seong Yun Park every once in a while

by [sleepless] November 24, 2021