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Fat Midwestern Whore

It is what it sounds like
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*

Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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taking a fat L

Completely and utterly messing up; losing badly to someone or something
"I suck at this game, I'm taking a fat L!" she complained, kicking the arcade game angrily.
by 807246 June 16, 2022
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Terry the fat shark

Noun: The aquatic equivalent of Saint Nicholas, except instead of coming once a year, he comes every wednesday to drop off some mad goodies to the faithful members of "im leabing this gronp". Conceived by Bob Bruhin in the covid pandemic as a means to unite gronp in a celebratory fashion, Terry is not only an icon of solidarity but an idol to the godless masses.
Today Terry the fat shark brings you a genetic engineering kit... Terry will return next wednesday with another gift.
by Fisho on the block June 27, 2022
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fat nose bilal

big fat greasy ugly nose. pimple itis red nose gru.
bilals nose is the size of the m1 tunnel. hes fat greasy pimple itis gru nose is the size of a dorito. He has a bilal. He is a fat nose bilal
by fat nose beelol October 12, 2022
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fat fucking tits

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.
That guy's got fat fucking tits.
by It's better not to ask June 1, 2022
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A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy
"I would love a fat juicy truck."
by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.
Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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