Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

by frck October 16, 2018

ur mom gay lol

ur mom gay lol is one of the most deadliest insults ever. It makes you want to commit deathpacito.

Asshole: U have a small weewee
Me: oh really? ur mom gay lol
Asshole: Fuck *runs away*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

Connor’s big fat mom

She fell and fucking eradicated the Triassic period.

God: I’m gonna send Connor’s big fat mom to get rid of these damn dinosaurs

by I’m_Happy February 11, 2023

I <3 Hot Moms

You think hot moms are finee

"Hey Kaleb"

"What Kira?"

"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"

"what."

by Herrscher of Sentience December 9, 2021

your mom goes to college

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

by GangstaBoiBenjAmIn January 12, 2005

Your Mom Goes to College

The most retarded insult ever, said by the character Kip in the movie Napoleon Dynamite(2004).

Deb: "Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college."
Kip: (In the background) "Your mom goes to college!"

by Fluffyinsanity January 12, 2005

You're mom gay lol

The list of worst insults is a collection of insults that parody the ''I sleep with you mom last night''.
Here are the most dangerous insults you can ever tell to a person:

YOU'RE MOM GAY.
Insult Power: 0.5
Result: A person being hit by this insult will be staggered, and fin it hard to breathe.

YOU'RE MOM GAY LOL.
Insult Power: 0.8
in deep depression.

NO YOU.
Insult Power: 1
Result: The result depends on the insult countered.

YOU'RE MOM AND DAD GAY TOGETHER.
Insult Power: 5
Result: A person hit by this insult may have a fatal heart attack.

YOU'RE DAD LESBIAN.
Insult Power: 27
Result: A person hit by this insult will instantly die.

YOU'RE GRANY TRANNY.
Insult Power: 200
Result: A person hit by this will instantly fataly explode.

YOU'RE GRANDPA TRAP.
Insult Power: 5000
Result: A person hit by this insult may litteraly fataly evaporate.

YOU'RE ENITE FAMILY TREE IS LGBT.
Insult Power: 100000
Result: Every atom in the victims body will be teleported to their separate dimensions.

Person 1: You're mom gay lol.
Person 2: No U.
Person 1: You're mom and dad gay together.
Person 2: You're dad lesbian.
Person 1: You're granny tranny.
Person 2: You're grandpa trap.
Person 1: You're entire family tree is LGBT.
*Every atom in person 2's body gets sent to separate dimensions, instantly ending his life*

by Esport Athlete March 18, 2018