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comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa
me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)
your mom by melissa January 29, 2004
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your mom 

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I have a great defintion for this

YOUR MOM!
Numpty: What did do this weekend?
Cool Kid: Umm...your mom!
Numpty: That wasn't very nice!
Cool Kid: Your mom!
your mom by I am le cool July 24, 2008
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Your Mom 

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Probably one of the most overused comebacks ever, and anyone who uses it is a douchebag.
"Dude your gay" "Well dude, your mom..."
Your Mom by random person =) March 6, 2009
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your mom 

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Commonly used by prepubescent teenagers, this "comeback" is used to suggest that the person in whom this is directed to has clearly verbally beat the shit out of them. Often this phrase will come before crying and lying in the fetal position.
Verbal Abuser: You're a cock smoking twat who enjoys his uncles company on his birthday in the games closet.

Verbal Abusee: *Sniffles* Your Mom!
your mom by anasianguy April 9, 2009
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fossil mom 

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A woman who bore a child or children long past the normal human female reproductive age through the help of science. Though she presumably made the decision with high hopes the success of the resulting outcome is often doubted by both the fossil mom as well as the kid(s). Sometimes, though not necessarily, seen in the company of a fossil dad.
The fossil mom looked forward to collecting social security to help pay her son's college tuition.
fossil mom by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
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Your Mom Ali-A 

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The best comeback if someone roasts you
Friend: Your Mum Gae Lmao What A Normie

You: Your Mom Ali-A

You: (Plays Ali A’s Intros)
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